Be the Jays for Halloween!
October 31, 2008 by Erin Balser
Halloween is tonight and I thought I’d celebrate by imagining the greatest costume pairing ever: the Js from America’s Next Top Model. I think these costumes would work best if you dressed up with a friend. A a loud girl with a giant weave and an ugly dress and you could go as a trio.
Jay Manuel costume:
1) Silver hair dye
2) Shiny blazer in an ugly color or a too-tight metallic shirt
3) A rock tee you think is ironic, but in actuality, makes no sense
4) Go get spray tanned. Like ten times. The optimal color is the oranger, the better.
5) shiny, pointed toe man shoes
6) Never stop smiling
J Alexander costume:
1) high heels and a strut (the heels are optional, but it is Halloween!)
2) collared shirt and dress pants or jeans. Roll up your sleeves. Vest or cardigan optional.
3) a bizarre accessory: options include a giant piece of bling, a giant ruffled collar, bug sunglasses or a ‘fro. Only one piece though. Too much and you’ll look like Flavor Flav.
4) Always look bored and unimpressed with your companion, especially if they are dressed like Tyra Banks
5) Make nonsensical insults or impressions of everyone you meet
Can you think of any Top Model inspired Halloween costumes? Share yours here!