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Predictions for Tyra’s Forehead

by Ingrid on January 3rd, 2006

Courier Journal’s 2006 Pop Predictions include a visioned career move by Tyra Bank’s forehead.

Yes, you read that right.

2. Tyra Banks’ gargantuan forehead secedes from Tyra Banks and launches its own, far more interesting talk show, simply titled “Forehead.”

And here’s some others:

3. The “March of the Penguins” stars dominate the luge competition at the 2006 Torino Winter Olympics.

4. The stars of “That ’70s Show” all turn 70 on a “very special episode.”

5. The deadbeat dad of the Bratz Babies is revealed: Lil’ Bow Wow.

6. After giving birth to Tomkitten, Katie Holmes suffers from post-partum depression and is treated with Flintstones vitamins.

7. The Gap and Urban Outfitters open on Fourth Street.

8. R. Kelly wins the Nobel Prize in literature for “Trapped in the Closet.”

9. Bo Bice and the “Chronic of Narnia” rap sweep the Grammys.

10. President Bush is impeached and Stephen Colbert is sworn in.

Hahahaha….

Too funny.

[via Courier Journal]

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